Feb 29, 2008

Gang of Girls... correction - GHOSTS!!!


This happened... yesterday, i was out at SDF at 2 in the morn, loitering with a colleague. and guess what... we bumped on 3 gorgeous chinkis. One in a sari and the others in formals. We couldnt get our eyes away from them, and kept staring. The typical bollywood thing happened.. bhai saab... time kya ho raha hai? Mike was very eager to answer and so he did....
Discissung the incident in a tea stall at around 6.30 am, the cha dokaner mashi stared at us, and exclaimed. I didnt understand why she was hiding her face. She suddenly enquired about the girls, and confirmed their looks as if she had seen them herself... all she 
could say was... bhai, tomra may na, bhoot dekhecho!! (brothers, u hv not seen girls, u saw ghosts!!)
mike is still traumatised...

Feb 26, 2008

One Night at my JOB!!!

huh!! its one of those days(actually nights) again, when im sitting with the phone in my hand, and trying to get the figures goin up. The job's same, but one thing thats good is that its not a call center. Im a BUSINESS DEVELOPER.... wooooooow!! jargons, jargons... man!! these ppl come up with new ways to attract good skills at low rates. And then there are these mentally frustrated bongs, whose girls earn more than them. Is dat a shame! cm on dude! get a life... no comments on that. Hws my job u ask!! well i guess, i wouldnt have been writing this crap, if it was sooooooo exciting. But it sure pays well... literally! Its 6am and time for a stroll at SDF and a garam cha and biskut... good life!!

Feb 25, 2008

Getting a job is sooooooo easy!!

Yup! u heard that right. Its damn easy - atleast in the IT. Dont bother if the US dollar is goin down, and hence the bulk chucking. If that were the case, probably all the bpo should have been shut down by now, as they are fully dependent on the US market. No matter what happens to the americunts, we Indians will never feel the shortage of jobs atleast for a few years to come. Just get a sales job(read a call center job), as a stop gap, and fill the greens in ur pocket. Dude, u'll play with 5 figure sal, in just 3 months... if ur good enough. Sector 5 in Kolkata is a gr8 place to start from... Good Life ;)

Me, Job and Books...

hoodi baba!! thats a tough one. At the dead of the night, when the whole world is sleeping, only a few people are awake... the night watchmen, goons, gangsters, theives and ofcourse - us, the call center guys. In office, u put up a lot of faces to talk to the americunts(sorry for that), to get business and earn perks, but is all that worth it? There are different perspectives to look at it. Yes, its exhausting, frustrating, pressurising, overloading and all other 'ing' in the world. U have ur target or meet etc. but you get paid for that, and a handsome amount at that! Take ur girl out, go to the restaurant that she always wanted to go to, see all the movies, go to the pub as many times as you want, have lots of beer and still have something to give to your parents, so they feel, what a responsible child they got. And what do you have at the end of the day??? satisfaction for all the hard work that went into the entire process.
As for books... what are they??

Black as in Beauty or Black as in Black Outs

You guys must be pondering, why in the world did I choose black of all the colors in the world... the answer is simple my friends... the color code for black is 000h, ie it requires least intensity of red, green and blue lights, so requires less charge, so requires less power, so consumes less electricity, so saves energy, so that i can prove myself to be a conservationist, so i can set an example for all my peers to be so. Come on guys.. its true - we are the future, atleast for the next 40 odd years, and i surely dont wanna live in the dark amid all the pollution. So get the message, and start saving.

PS: The electricity that we waste by putting our electronic gadgets on standby in a day, if saved, could light a house in an Indian village for a day.

Feb 24, 2008

Welcome to the GOOD LIFE...

Hi all! This is Vivek aka Vincent. Out of Kolkata, me doing B.Tech, as well as working to meet my sansarik needs. I donno what to write in my first blog, so please forgive me if you dont find anything interesting. As for the name of the blogspot, me thinks it is evident... he he he. Look out for more, as me just ordered a truck full of materials which is on its way... good life!


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